Dead Island Retro Revenge

Weird storyline, fat jack black looking retro gamer that has a cat and wants it back from the zombies or something like that. Plays like a mobile game, its an auto runner where you change lanes and hit enemies. There are barrely or enemies that you need dodging. If you dont memorize a level you could use a powerup too early and cannot proceed. I only watched the first level, new where the gameplay is going and decided to quit. Content slop at its finest.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

This game is great to 100%, IF survival mode wasn't a Buggy, Rage inducing mess. There is so much going on that the game sometimes looses track of which enemies/walls are dead/broken and alive, causing in some random life losses (or gameovers). Also, if you break the power-up/heath box off screen it DOESN'T DROP ANYTHING which is even worse when you on your last life and need a health drop. Got this game part of the three game deal, and wasn't planning on playing it but as its one of the only games I can play on my laptop, i gave it a try. (and aren't I happy I did) WOULD RECOMMEND :) , BUT if your looking for a game actually worth $7, don't get it as it has only taken me under 7 hours to get all starts on all the levels and it feels like this should be a free mobile game, BUT if you'er looking for a easy 100%, GO AHEAD