Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Be the leader of wobblers from ancient lands, spooky places, and fantasy worlds. Watch them fight in simulations made with the wobbliest physics system ever created, make your own wobblers in the unit creator and send your army off to fight your friends in multiplayer.
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Reviews
The reviews are taken directly from Steam and divided by regions and I show you the best rated ones in the last 30 days.

Reviews on english:
Reviews
98%
76,686 reviews
75,221
1,465
30.5 hours played
Written 30 days ago

this game is so realistic and the physics are crazy good. i recomend this game a lot and i think it woulkd be good for people that like to be pretend generals.
26.2 hours played
Written 18 days ago

RED vs BLU locked in an eternal circle of torment and pain, nether progressing as their team fights an endless war over small pieces of land. Hate to be those guys.
6.6 hours played
Written 9 days ago

dont buy at full price, but if its on sale for like 6$ then get it great game but 20$ is a bit much
4.9 hours played
Written 2 days ago

It's a fun and relaxing game, especially when you have nothing to do, no stress or whatsoever tho Campaign makes you think a bit for strategy wise. Other than that is a recommendation
81.6 hours played
Written 9 days ago

A goofy, physics-based sandbox. Two competing teams of two different colors. Simple enough. I find it to be endearing. With so many maps, units and factions - and so much customization and community-based works, your enjoyment will vary depending on what you want out of the game, and there is a lot of enjoyment to be had. I have many fond memories of my favorite Youtubers playing this game. 10/10
29.6 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Stupid time wasting game... which is exactly why I love it. If you like to simulate funny battles with daft looking characters that have no real purpose, then this game is for you.
13.3 hours played
Written 17 days ago

I LOVE this game so much because of the funny sounds speedy attack moves from other characters within the game and what I really like about this game is the beautiful graphics .SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TRY IT OUT !!!!
165.6 hours played
Written 13 days ago

13/10 Game. The wonky physics, the secret units, the goated uc and the graphics are nothing short of spectacular. It looks better if you play on a spooky map. It also has replay ability, so you can't get bored from it. I've also played it on my xbox one in like 2021 or so. Easily recommend to other people if they want to see RED and BLU dunk it out on a custom made map with a secret DLC mod installed on the workshop. 13/10, and an S+ tier game.
210.2 hours played
Written 1 day and 2 hours ago

TABS is one of the funniest games I've ever played. It is extremely well made and feature the most goofy physics and mechanics I have ever seen. It also has a great campaign that is fun to play, amazing custom content, and multiplayer. It is extremely fun and clearly cared about by the people who made it with secrets everywhere and packed full of content.
224.3 hours played
Written 1 day and 7 hours ago

this game is crazy i love how the little guys move and how they fight the only bad thing for me is that props stop them from moving closer to the line of sight of the other color
10.1 hours played
Written 1 day and 8 hours ago

game is so good I bought it twice, once on console and now on pc love this game and I love landfall games.
10.1 hours played
Written 1 day and 12 hours ago

I really love this game and the funny rag doll physics when the units go flying in the air and there’s nothing to dislike about this game and would highly recommend it for people who like to recreate war scenarios.
3.7 hours played
Written 1 day and 17 hours ago

its a good and fun game with lots to do i recommend
17.1 hours played
Written 2 days ago

Very fun game to play alone when you're feeling bored a lot of creativity inside the game, can make your own units to use.
98.9 hours played
Written 2 days ago

Just a good fun game, or be as tactical as you like.
13.6 hours played
Written 3 days ago

This is the perfect game for simulating battles and making custom units that are broken (in strength.)
43.0 hours played
Written 3 days ago

Fun for adults and kids. Kind of addicting for such a simplistic game. Hidden Troops to unlock and all the game modes are enjoyable.
20.0 hours played
Written 3 days ago

Game is definitely worth the money, especially for people who like to create their own content, like maps or units. The campaigns are fun and long, but some of the achievements are extremly hard to get, I only got 75% of them after 20 hours of playing and completing all the campaigns.
178.6 hours played
Written 4 days ago

got over 150+ playtime, my first game that i purchased on steam, ts game is so fun, i recommend it to buy, its worth the price
35.0 hours played
Written 4 days ago

its just a fun game, you can make your own units if you want and overall i think that this game is just great
3.8 hours played
Written 5 days ago

fun to mess around in, but if your making a custom unit, balance it correctley so the game is fun if you use custom units.
72.0 hours played
Written 5 days ago

It's very fun super child appropriate and it is one my favorite games and it's safe.
15.8 hours played
Written 5 days ago

Fun game, manual unit control is cool
65.5 hours played
Written 5 days ago

This is one of the best strategy games out there with a really fun multiplayer and campaign mode
5.5 hours played
Written 5 days ago

This game is very good because you can do campains,do sandbox fights,and make costum characters i only played for 4 hours but im addictive to this game higly recomend :]
77.5 hours played
Written 5 days ago

**Totally Accurate Battle Simulator – Pure Chaos and Hilarious Fun** *Rating: ★★★★★ (5/5)* **Overview:** *Totally Accurate Battle Simulator* (TABS) is the ultimate blend of absurdity, strategy, and physics-based hilarity. At its core, it’s a game about creating insane, over-the-top battles between ridiculously mismatched units—think medieval knights facing off against futuristic lasers, or a horde of chickens charging into battle against a line of cannons. With its cartoonish style, unpredictable physics, and endless possibilities, TABS is the definition of light-hearted fun. --- ### **What It Gets Right:** **1. Hilarious and Unexpected Combat:** The real charm of TABS lies in its chaotic battles. You’ll never know what to expect when you set your units in motion. Whether it’s a group of spear-wielding farmers being knocked across the map by a giant mammoth or a line of archers getting taken down by a surprise pirate ship, the humor is in the *unpredictability*. Watching your units awkwardly stumble, fly, or spin through the air is pure comedy gold. **2. Deep Unit Customization:** While the game is all about silly units and ridiculous scenarios, it doesn’t skimp on strategy. The sandbox mode allows you to choose from a wide variety of units, each with their own strengths, weaknesses, and quirks. You can mix and match historical, mythical, or downright bizarre units to create epic showdowns. Want to see how a fleet of dinosaurs does against a battalion of ninjas? You can do that. **3. Visually Charming:** TABS doesn’t try to be a graphical powerhouse, and it doesn’t need to be. Its cartoony, low-poly art style works perfectly with its wacky premise. Everything—from the exaggerated animations to the colorful environments—adds to the game’s playful and lighthearted vibe. It’s visually charming without being overdone, and the simplicity makes it accessible and fun for all ages. **4. Endless Replayability:** There’s no shortage of weird and wonderful scenarios to create, and the game offers both a campaign mode with set challenges and a sandbox for endless experimentation. As the game continues to receive updates, new units, maps, and features are added, which keeps things fresh and exciting. Plus, you can share your funniest or most epic battles with friends or the community. **5. Great For Laughs With Friends:** TABS is a perfect party game. Invite friends over, have a laugh, and watch as your ridiculous armies collide in hilarious ways. There’s something universally entertaining about seeing an army of bees get obliterated by a single, well-timed cannonball. --- ### **What Could Be Improved:** **1. Limited Strategy Depth:** While TABS is a blast to play, the strategy doesn’t go as deep as some other tactics games. It’s mostly about figuring out the best way to throw ridiculous units together, and while there’s room for clever setups, it’s not as challenging as some might like. **2. Campaign Can Be Repetitive:** The campaign mode is fun but can feel a bit repetitive after a while. The battles are varied, but the core gameplay loop doesn’t change much as you progress, which could turn off players looking for more variety. --- ### **Verdict:** *Totally Accurate Battle Simulator* is an absolute gem of a game. It’s all about experimentation, absurdity, and fun—and it delivers on every front. Whether you’re making tactical decisions or just watching the chaos unfold, it’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face. With its combination of humor, simplicity, and endless possibilities, it’s one of those games that you’ll come back to over and over just to see what new hilarity you can create. **Recommended For:** Fans of silly strategy games, those who enjoy sandbox modes, and anyone looking for a game that doesn’t take itself too seriously. **Not Recommended For:** Gamers looking for deep, complex strategy or a serious narrative experience. --- Would you like a comparison to other sandbox games or suggestions for similar titles?
39.7 hours played
Written 6 days ago

i love this game so much, i just have some problems with the unit maker, i hope they keep updating the game
0.5 hours played
Written 6 days ago

I made a kingdom of halfings, gave them a story arc and destroyed them all in the same day. 10/10, would recommend
3.0 hours played
Written 7 days ago

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
6.1 hours played
Written 7 days ago

Such a fun game! There's something oddly satisfying about watching the wretched peasants battle each other haplessly—like puppets of flesh from a bygone era, caught in a struggle they neither understand nor control. It is very soothing.
13.2 hours played
Written 7 days ago

Its 2025. but this game still holds the comedy it has! i really recommend if you love physics or any other similar!
1.6 hours played
Written 8 days ago

Very silly and fun, great deal for 7 bucks on sale
30.6 hours played
Written 8 days ago

With enticing gameplay and a powerful story, "TABS" drives home its message through heavy use of metaphor.
9.8 hours played
Written 8 days ago

TABS is such an amazing battle simulator, You can either play the campaign or the sandbox mode for lots of fun, With the sandbox mode you can create some insanely large battles and on the campaign you can challenge your strategy skills where you are given limited money fir your army. 10/10 game I would highly recommend.
18.1 hours played
Written 8 days ago

this game good but i spent most of my time on unit maker anyway good would recomend if i was you get it it very funny when the units look like there drunk
12.4 hours played
Written 8 days ago

Just got the game today, having an absolute blast. really silly but still very strategic.
12.7 hours played
Written 8 days ago

The game is pretty fun as is , the best part is that you can add more custom units/factions/maps that enhance the experience like 100x , worth every penny.
28.3 hours played
Written 9 days ago

Its a very nice game with its realistic graphics and maps (You can add units and maps with mods) using mods in this game can also have some cool historic warfare
3.7 hours played
Written 9 days ago

Experimenting with quirky combat is something that TABS has remastered over the past five years after they created their alpha version with the game & then they released this version of the game. Many of my favorite creator played it & is worth for funny & also cool content.
238.8 hours played
Written 9 days ago

Really fun and creative to make and add units
30.5 hours played
Written 9 days ago

Great game and so fun once you get all the characters this game is a must try and I bet anyone would have fun playing this game :>
69.9 hours played
Written 9 days ago

This game was fairly good for its time, unfortunately I fell out of love for the game but that was just me.
217.0 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Very fun & addicting gameplay... Never ending content to play with... If you read this... Your gay
5.4 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Fun fact, if you stack giraffes on top of each other they will not like it, game is good but you gotta unlock some characters which is annoying
11.4 hours played
Written 12 days ago

its fun, watch guys battle and control them! its great, honestly.
11.4 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Silly little game that is fun to play with friends, at a low price. Definitely buy this game, despite the low graphical quality or difficulty. Trust me, you'll have a blast.
113.3 hours played
Written 13 days ago

The game is funny and the campaign are challenging
88.7 hours played
Written 13 days ago

The best game for creativity and battle strategy. Also it's goofy watching your units flop around in battle.
99.4 hours played
Written 14 days ago

this game is PEAK if you ever have enough to get it and like sim games i'd HIGHLY recommend it as it's a very fun and creative game where you can outsmart, out-luck, outnumber, or try anything stupid and you still might win the battle you're fighting. There's also custom battles where you can just see those stupid little "but what if..?"'s we all have from time to time. 10/10 would buy on 20 different alt accounts just to give the devs moar money :D
5.2 hours played
Written 14 days ago

ong this game is so fun bruh, try it out chat, rating it 10/10 no flaws and no questions are asked 🙌🙌