Orc Massage

I want to recommend this game, I really REALLY do as I've enjoyed it thus far but, and as you'll see from the various other reviewers echoing this sentiment, for nearly the past 3 years you'll have a roughly every 6 month dev-log update which lists the various and numerous QOL updates, content additions and..... nothing.... not a single one of these have appeared, whilst I can but assume they just want to polish and polish then release the full and finished article, I can't see this ever happening as it appears that they will just continue to post a raft of constant push-backs, delays and unfulfilled promises. Honestly, I think I can speak for the entire player base when I say, dev's, please for the love of whatever you call holy or hold dear, just give us the current build with all of these promised improvements and updates thus far, they don't need to be finished, we just need something more than whats currently on offer, we'd almost rather you just admit that this is the full release and we could all just call it quits and say, unless it's on sale, don't waste your money as theres nowhere near enough content and it's not polished enough to be worth it. Unfortunately, if only half the promises come through, I wouldn't be able stop recommending this to anyone who's after this type of game, the characters and gameplay loop are interesting enough and this game has promise. It's just a shame that so far, they only seem to be empty ones.

Actually, its our fault, for buying Early Access games. Do not pay to be a beta tester, guys.

How is this still allowed to be sold no updates in almost two years all they did was get a bunch of money and run away with it. it's a solid idea for a game terribly executed unless they pull off a no mans land comeback this is a scam.

i'm kind of shocked by how empty this game is for the amount of time it's been in early access. i beat the entire thing, fully upgraded everything and got full hearts with everyone, in ~4 hours. the character models are super janky and i was having constant issues with clipping, ragdolling, and other graphical glitches. the gameplay is very repetitive with constant unnecessary cutscenes that drag it out (i.e., every time your orc levels up an ability, you get the same cutscene where an item is delivered to his house and he works out). time passes in the game but it doesn't seem to have any impact, so i don't know why i have to sit through a 15 second cutscene whenever the time of day changes. the actual gameplay involves three different minigames: the full-body massages, the regular client massages, and every other massage. the instructions/controls aren't very clear for any of them, especially the regular client massages. the game could use a controls menu and updated tutorials. once you do figure them out, there is no change in difficulty over the course of the game, so they get stale very quickly. there is minimal dialogue and almost no story so it literally is just the same three minigames over and over until you unlock an explicit scene. i do like the monster girl character designs (imo the harpy and tiger girls in particular are very cute!) but they have almost no personality to speak of. they just aren't worth $15. i would pay maybe $5 for the game on sale and expect to spend one day on it.

I would love to leave a good review about this game because I do like the concept. It's fun, hilarious and relaxing with a mediocre storyline that is simultaniously amazing, however, I can't recommend this game until the new update comes out. as of now it's clunky with way too many glitches and not enough content to be worth the pricetag.

needs some work...really should be made into a VR game...seems like parts are locked?? Wanted to get to the ellmaid but idk seemed buggy about getting there

Needs significantly more polish for me to like it. I don't know why, but all the massages which aren't the rhythm game or the full body one simply are unplayable to me. The Orc's dumb hand keeps colliding with the body, making it hard to see. Sometimes, the massage points are just straight up unreachable because of it! And then, there's the unnecessary transitions. If you want to communicate day and night, then take a page out of the cheap Visual Novels and use a JPEG of the outside. No need for the camera to go where I'll never actually explore. It'd also let the game pre-render the inside of the massage parlor in the background, speeding everything up. I'm putting in a refund request. The game is ok, but what issues it does have are in my personal list of "No-go" problems.

Sadly unfinished, but enough for about 3-4 hours of content. The game starts as a bit of a puzzle game but with upgrades it becomes a grind more than a puzzle. The sex scenes are well animated and each character has a little story and preferences. The game fails to tell the player everything unfortunately, and some parts are downright arcane when it comes to understanding. For example, it's never mentioned that you can manipulate the camera by holding down right-click. These are not huge issues, just annoyances. Overall it's an enjoyable little game, but not worth $15 unless you can grab it on a sale. The last development update is from 2022 sadly and the game is very unfinished. As long as you know what you're going in for, you'll probably enjoy it.

Great game for the price with enough content to justify it, but so far development has gone to a crawl as of lately. I don't know if it's a funding issue, personal reasons, boredom/lack of interest in continuing development, or just simple development hell, but there hasn't been a lot of communication as of lately as to where the project is going as of now. Up to you if you think you're money will be well spent in the long run, but in the short run, it has enough effort put into it to make it at least just barely worth the cost.

great and fantastic also riveting gameplay 10 out of 10

The price for the content currently available is more than fair. Yes, it's sort of been development heck and the next update's been on the horizon for a very very long time, but like. It's fifteen bucks, guys. I recommend picking it up, the animation is good, the girls are cute, and even the hope of future additions is nice.

played years ago came back to see whats happening and nothing has changed. 1 the story and plot needs alot of work. X not done 2 the side jobs needs alot of work. X not done 3 was hoping the intro would be fully animated

Beautiful graphics can't wait for next update.

good game. good experience. can't wait for the dragon woman to come.

Fantastically Family Friendly Game Rated G for Gspot XD

some really nice character designs. I hope the studio wants to expand this ip :D

last update was 2 years ago.

dont tell god but i smashed the elf

We will never get the Dragon Girl

Release update bro

Heyy it's a fun game even if it's not finished. At least it's fun !

delay is terrible.

GOTTA LOVE THICK MERMAIDS WOO

Boobs

good

Güzel

GOOD GAME

abandoned

7.5/10

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