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Written 21 days ago
🚀 ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS — Steam Review
Fast, colourful, and explosively chaotic, ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS is a minimalist rocket dueling game where reflexes and style are everything. Great for local multiplayer chaos or quick solo skirmishes. Think Geometry Wars meets dodgeball — with rockets.
---{ Graphics }---
🔲 Awful
🔲 Bad
🔲 Will do
✅ Decent (Nothing special)
✅ Stunning
🔲 Visual Masterpiece
Neon, abstract visuals that pop — not detailed, but artistically sleek and vibrant. Perfect for the arcade tone.
---{ Gameplay }---
🔲 Bad
🔲 Okay
🔲 Nothing special
✅ Good
✅ Very good
🔲 Try not to get addicted
Simple controls, but combat is intense. Dodge, boost, loop, and spam rockets in chaotic ballet-like fights. More fun with friends!
---{ Audio }---
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not too bad
🔲 Decent
✅ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
Sound effects are punchy and the soundtrack complements the visual rhythm. Enough to keep you pumped without overpowering gameplay.
---{ PC Requirements }---
✅ Potato
✅ Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 High-end PC
🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Extremely lightweight. Great for any rig, laptops, or couch setups. Also runs smooth on Steam Deck.
---{ Difficulty }---
🔲 Just press a bunch of buttons
✅ Easy
✅ Significant brain usage
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Difficult
🔲 Dark Souls
Easy to pick up, but competitive play with dodging, timing, and rocket spam gets hectic fast.
---{ Grind }---
✅ Nothing
🔲 Only if you care about 100%
🔲 Average grind level
🔲 Too much grind
🔲 Insanity
No real progression system. It's an arcade experience — instant fun, no grind.
---{ Story }---
✅ None/Not important in this game
🔲 Bad
🔲 Average
🔲 Great
🔲 Well written
🔲 One of the best I've had the pleasure of playing
No story, just pure rocket-vs-rocket madness.
---{ Price }---
🔲 Free
✅ Cheap
✅ Under priced (especially on sale)
🔲 Acceptable price
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money
Very affordable. Worth every cent for even a few good hours of couch or online fun.
---{ Bugs }---
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Bugpocalypse: Proceed with caution
Extremely stable, smooth experience. No major complaints from most players.
---{ Length }---
✅ Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
✅ Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours)
🔲 Extremely long
🔲 No ending
Quick burst sessions. Great for parties or breaks between bigger games. Doesn’t overstay its welcome.
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👍 Final Score: 8/10
Minimalist, stylish, and explosively fun, ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS is a slick little arcade gem that shines in short sessions and couch multiplayer. Perfect pick-up-and-play chaos.