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Written 1 month and 2 days ago
Just don't bother.
I started an Iran game, and not only have I no intention to finish it, but I also lack the interest to explore what else the DLC has to offer. India, Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan all received new content, with India already needing a rework mere months after the release to re-balance the poorly implemented focuses. I personally never played India prior to this update, but from what I've heard, they essentially had laziness fucked into their gameplay such that they are now a relentlessly sluggish nation to play.
But enough on India. The remaining three nations have a tirelessly uninteresting and bland flavour to them to the point where it's just boring to have to slug through years of getting shit handed to you because you decided to not sit on your ass for seventy days at a time. Firstly: Why are focuses still majority seventy days in length? Germany got a little better, but it's still too much time. Secondly: what's the fun in having everything handed to you? I mean seriously, these are three very, and I mean VERY weak nations, especially considering the time period, and yet they can just do shit all because it's the player now controlling them. Free factories, free manpower, free buffs, everything, for absolutely no reason other than they would be relentlessly boring otherwise.
To add insult to injury, most of my hoi4 play time recently has been multiplayer with a friend, and recently we've had endless trouble with having to deal with these pissy fuckin' countries because they are now considered important enough to have a seat at the table, which just doesn't make sense.
Paradox have very clearly lost the plot with what hoi4 is supposed to be. Every other paradox instalment is a sandbox with no real historical guide; the second you press play, the game is unpredictable. Yet in hoi4, the fun is being able to master the battlefield in a very complicated conflict of recent times, so there's solace in the predictability because that's what it's supposed to be, with every game still able to differ from the last in different ways, albeit to a lesser effect. Except now, you are no longer playing the WWII strategy game we payed for, but rather a very slow and unpredictable sandbox. Now, I laud the unpredictability in Paradoxes different franchises, but the unpredictability in this case refers to the fact that you might invest several hours, only for a run through to be doomed to fail due to most minor nations being a slave to the majors.
I'm not calling for the removal of non-historical, but it's basically unplayable at this point. Every nation has beef with another, and they can just throw a spanner in the works for no apparrant reason other than a focus tells them to. I also don't understand the idea of forming ancient nations? Like what? Rome is the only acceptable one, because Mussolini's literal goal was to restore Italy to it's former glory, but anyway. Hoi4 wasn't designed for a lack of structure, it works because of it, and now, Paradox are slowly removing that mould before its properly taken form.
The last thing I want to mention is my frustration with a lack of accountability for the numerous still outdated focuses for most major nations. The axis are now complete after Germany's rework, and the Soviets are still going strong. But the allies...the allies need love. The US has outdated mechanics and their purpose is a little unclear depending on the path you want to take. The UK is alright for the most part, but they definitely need some work in the same ways as france.
But these are just the precursor to the most outdated nation, hell continent, in the game. What's happening with Asia? Japan has one and only one path worth taking, and it's barely substantive enough to warrant existing. I love playing Japan, but seriously, their focus is so restrictive there's really only one way to play them. I've never cared for China, but they definitely need work too. Now I am writing this at a time such that Paradox have revealed they are going to be working on these nations next, but why did the middle east get the attention first? No one wanted them. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want them at all, but certainly not before Japan, and certainly not in the way they were handled.
I lost the plot with this review, but no more than Paradox has with their intentions of late.