Jalopy

Really wanted to like this game but have to say disappointing with the quality of the game (lots of bugs and frustrating game-design choices) and overall the gameplay is just not really there. The story line has also a really disappointing ending.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☑ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

I decied to play it ones more and man, this game needs love like from the dev, there way more bugs then I remember like cars being upside down, and sometimes you wallet isnt in your hand, and god the game is driving slow

very good game its hard sometimes but very worth it lots of talent put into it (as a eastern european its very authentic, shame theres no poland)

I want to give Jalopy a negative review because the developer really dropped the ball, but I can’t help but enjoy it. The game is full of bugs and issues, but there’s something oddly satisfying about traveling, managing your car, and scraping together enough cash to survive. The core ideas, planning routes, upgrading your car, and exploring different environments are great, but the execution needs work. I’d recommend picking it up for under 3 euros, as it’s not worth much more. A bit of graphics improvement, bug fixes, and a more lively world with more NPCs would go a long way to make this game shine.

good game. you can go back home by pressing the go home button in the pause menu. i didn't realize at first and kept restarting the game from the beginning not realizing i could've kept my progress.

I haven’t got much to add, that other reviews haven’t already said. That being said, this is the only Steam game that I touched, for a while. Janky? Yes. Game-breaking bugs? Seen one, in years of this, a generation where one of the bumps, after the downhill, totals your vehicle’s parts. The third part of the journey, I believe. Fun? On a bun. Sometimes, there’s nowhere I’d rather be, than on those freeways from ‘Just outside Berlin’ to Dresden, or Malto Tarnovo to Istanbul. Coming INTO Malto, though? Better have some good tires! It’s not built for you to do it all on the stock parts, you’ll be heading back to Square one quite a few times, until you make enough off the roadside boxes, and learn the highs and lows of shops’ purchase and sale prices, to get better parts at Laika dealerships. I don’t think a lot of reviews have pointed that last part out, actually. Fuel stations have some stuff for sale besides fuel. Take a bit of time to learn the highs and lows of the 5 products (Sausage, Medicine, Fabric, Wine, Tobacco). For example, Medicine could be in abundance in CSFR, costing you only 9 Marks each, then, two trips later, Hungary’s BEGGING for Medicine, and buying them in for 21 Marks each. You’ll be staring down HSK / Krome Kong parts, and the Bronze / Silver Repair Kit before you know it! Uncle has a different letter in his briefcase in every town, and they make up most of the story. The edges are so rough they could be used in gang warfare, yes, but I dare say it’s got the same ‘vibes’ and effect as House Flipper. “There’s no rush. You’ll get to where you’re going with enough hard graft”. But anyway, I’ve wound up rambling. Get this on ANY discount. Doesn’t have to be a big one, to justify it, I think. Did I say I didn’t have much to add?

very buggy, but worth it at the end of the day. 10/10

5/5 I enjoyed the ride of the broken down vehicle. In review I wont play this game again but I really enjoyed playing it in the moment. Enjoyable aspect of the upkeep of the car. No tutorial on most things. Buggy sometimes. but for me 5/5

Very fun and short but good for the price. Would reccomend

I love this game and wish there were more games like it. couldn't understand why I would play it for the first hour then I couldn't play anything else.

I mean the concept of this game is pretty good, however It's just a buggy mess and unplayable sometimes. I know I've played a lot, and It was very fun but the amount of bugs and glitches just destroys it for me. Maybe if the game is on sale you could buy it, but this game is definetly not worth 15 bucks. I would not recommend. Sorry

I could not recommend this game in most situations. It has too many game breaking bugs that soft locks you.

spent all my money on a new fuel tank, it then proceeded to fly away on top of an inaccessible building guarded by an invisible wall, so yeah

Game blows, included bugs like flipped cars and never reset properly on new game. Absolutely do NOT buy.

there's a language option for french, need I say more? Also too many words

~ nice premise, horrible mechanics.

I drive