I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

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Age 10 Gameplay Footage w Music
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
Spend your teenage years on an alien planet in this narrative RPG with card-based battles. Explore, grow up, and fall in love. The choices you make and skills you master over ten years will determine the course of your life and the survival of your colony.
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Reviews
The reviews are taken directly from Steam and divided by regions and I show you the best rated ones in the last 30 days.

Reviews on english:
Reviews
96%
3,335 reviews
3,223
112
68.7 hours played
Written 30 days ago

I have played this game over and over again, and every time I wish it never ended, or that it had even more endings I could find. If I could lose my memories just to experience playing this game for the first time again, I would do it in a heartbeat. Just saying that this game is incredible would be an understatement, because the art, story, atmosphere, and emotional journey I experienced in this game is second to none. I desperately need more games like this.
65.5 hours played
Written 26 days ago

Absolute Masterpiece. Simple but satisfying mechanics. Clever framing device creating massive replayability. Fantastically written and lovable characters. Brutally sad and deeply moving. 10/10
32.2 hours played
Written 11 days ago

It's not easy for me to evaluate this game. There is definitly a lot to like: the deck building, choices and character progression, art direction... Overall as a game, the design is very solid. However, to me the game really fell short writing-wise. Everything seem great on paper: the game values inclusivity, being less predatorial with the environment you live in, and does try to tackle difficult topics. But this all felt disturbingly superficial, like things that the writers heard about and agree to be the good things, rather than an authentic voice of things that they have felt in their flesh. Well, that's just my vague feeling, and even if LGBTQ is only used as a paint-job, it is good paint, so I'm still thankful. And miffed that the whole political structure with a governor is never put into question, among many things. But the character writing was simply too painful for me to recommend the game. I feel that the creative process was to take a cliche, and then make things and events grow from there to point back with "look! here is proof again that this character is this cliche!". Dys is broody-emo-kid, Tangent is the genius with body issues, Anemone is sports girl, Tammy is... mom-girl (creepeely enough, even as a child, this is all she ever wanted and will never question, yay)... Among them is the insufferable Marzipan, who's a complete bitch and bully, lazy and ordering people, with ambitions and extreme ego. Yet the game tells you how she is somehow loved by all (by the power of scenarium), and will become the next governor through popular vote (unless you beat her to the position yourself). I think the writers actually like her, and somehow didn't see her as the complete asshole that her actions describe her as? Which quite ties to my feelings with respect to the writing, "tell" rather than "show". Fuck "show". I don't mind "mean" characters, but I want to be able to believe that there are (probably unknown) reasons they are like this, and not just because that's the one-dimensional cliche that they were written to be. I'd much rather have characters left undevelopped, so that I can imagine what is left unsaid, than have this kind of cliche writing repeatively murder my suspension of disbelief. But well, it seems that not many people have my particular expectations with respect to character's psyche. Maybe others see in these characters things that I don't. And mechanics-wise, the rest of the game is pretty solid, so I'd say it is worth to try.
36.9 hours played
Written 16 days ago

First of all don't get this game if you have any intentions of sleeping. Got this game and ended up staying up all night without even realizing. This game is so incredibly good. I've been looking for a good life sim for a while now and stumbled upon this. I've already played one life and am making my way through my second and there is still so much more new content to explore. 10/10
10.8 hours played
Written 9 days ago

I love this game! It will suck you in so make sure you have plenty of time. Experiment with your choices because there are multiple outcomes. I wish I could find more games like this.
17.2 hours played
Written 8 days ago

I have very mixed feelings here. Spoilers for some early events, how the player can affect them, and discussions of the game's romances. This game has a lot of moving parts. It's ambitious, you can see that from word go, and it is, overall, competently executed. I love the visuals, the character designs are distinct, I have this weird fixation with min/maxing in life sims so I can see myself coming back periodically just to see how high I can get my stats by the end of the game. It's a good way to pass a few hours, the sole minigame's simple but satisfying(it does start to feel stale after a while, but I took that as my sign to take a break). But I felt like I saw a lot of cracks after a few hours. The story and world don't feel meaningfully reactive, it feels like it's running a bunch of binary yes/no checks. For example, in my first playthrough I chose Tammy as my character's childhood best friend(intending to romance her). MC's mother and Tammy's father both died, they had a shared history, high affinity, and MC found her crying due to grief. MC cried with her, but the fact they both lost a parent within, like, a year wasn't acknowledged. I'm not saying the game should have pivoted the scene to focus on MC's feelings instead of Tammy's, but it felt jarring to be talking about grief without mentioning that. I expected some level of commiseration, either MC saying "hey, I get it, I just lost a parent too" or, given Tammy's personality, that she would've asked how MC was feeling and tried to shift the conversation to *their* grief. But that would take time to write and program, so instead the game checks if Tonin is alive then runs one of two conversations. It just makes the world feel flat, and, unfortunately, the game's full of moments like that. You pick MC's childhood best friend, but that doesn't affect anything outside of how many affinity points they start with. It sounds like a goofy thing to complain about, but since you start off with a cast of 7 kids, you'd think they'd chat about that kind of thing, especially as they become teens and start to drift apart(I could see a lot of angsty "we never hang out anymore" conversations, particularly when dating comes into the mix). You also choose an augment for MC, things like unnaturally good eyesight or an extremely calm temperament or extra fingers. Other characters have augments, too, and they're huge parts of their personalities. But not MC's, their augment adds a card to the minigame deck and increases a stat at the start, that's basically it. I didn't see it mentioned by other characters at all during dialogue or flavor text. So, sure, the game lets you choose from a bunch of options, but it rarely feels like it matters. Save Tonin and he immediately retires, you never see him again. Save Eudicot, she acquieses to Lum and effectively bows out of the story. Save MC's mom and her sprite stands near their dad's on the overworld. MC just doesn't feel like an actual part of the gameworld. I feel like relationships, platonic and romantic, suffer the most there. I never believed any of these characters were into MC except Rex, and MC/character friendships are never acknowledged outside of affinity checks. MC always feels like a second choice for romances(again, except with Rex) regardless of their affinity with any given character. The one character who overtly and passionately expresses interest without MC making the first move is smitten with humanity itself, it's more that MC happened to be in front of him than anything else. They could've been anyone, he'd still want to know every inch of their body and soul. As for the other characters, Cal and Tammy are obsessed with each other and difficult to split up. Marz and Tang aren't actually interested in relationships, although MC can still pursue them. Dys will always have a crush on an alien. Rex and Nomi can form a cute triad with MC, romancing Rex alone results in some weird moments with Nomi but is overall sweet. If you want a monogamous relationship, it's gonna be a lot of work and a little luck, plus it very well might end abruptly and unsatisfactorily. I understand relationships don't always work out, people aren't always compatible, I'm totally cool with MC getting shot down by a character(Serafen my beloved...) but it ultimately just feels like MC doesn't need to be there. MC/character relationships also aren't acknowledged unless you fought to break up a couple. MC's parents don't have any thoughts on who their only child's dating, Marz' dads don't have a moment with MC if they pursue her. In general, characters outside the main cast don't feel like part of the world. They're mentioned in passing, you almost never see them, the overworld's empty except for romanceables and MC's parent(s). Having minor characters randomly crop up and give us a short scene to help flesh out the colony would've been nice. Instead, they're just numbers. 100 people live here(you will see a handful of them), 17 people died, etc. MC really feels like they exist in a vacuum. Yes, because they're the special-est kid in the world, they can change the outcome of the story, they can choose who lives or dies, but nobody really seems attached to them and whether or not someone survives barely matters. The epilogue's brief. It doesn't talk about anyone outside of MC's immediate circle, just their partner(s) and parent(s). It would've been nice to get a line or two about what other characters were doing. I'm not saying every character needs a post-ending novella, a simple "And Cal, who you hung out with a couple times, took over Geoponics eventually. He's happy/sad about life in the colony" would've been enough for me. On a game that sells itself, partially, on replayability, a shallow relationship system and unsatisfying endings make it kind of hard for me to recommend. Like I said, it's pretty and I could see myself checking the "skip seen dialogue" box, turning on a podcast, and trying to speedrun it for various endings, but I was ultimately kind of disappointed in the game overall. It had its moments, if Steam had 1-5 star ratings I'd probably give this a 2.5, maybe a 3. It's not like it was awful or I'm kicking myself for spending money on it, I just thought the overall experience lacked the depth a project like this needs to shine. EDIT: After reading a few other reviews I feel I should mention that the progressivism is also a thin veneer. It posits living in a post-racial society where humanity's past mistakes are hammered into kids' heads(good! I like that) but concepts like white supremacy or the realities of assimilation never come up. We never even really get to hear an argument against cultural assimilation. Beyond that, the only black character you're likely to see is a fierce independent girl who sees everyone as below her, and there's a hyperintelligent, mercurial East Asian girl. The text itself furthers racist stereotypes, regardless of the writers intentions.
17.1 hours played
Written 7 days ago

This game... Where to even begin... It is singlehandedly probably my favorite game of all time (the only contender could be Undertale. Do we realize what a bar that is to rise over.) It is one of the best crafted games I've ever seen. The characters are diverse, the world is expansive, the relationships with things feel realistic, IT CHANGES LITERALLY EVERYTHING DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU DO!!! THIS GAME ACTUALLY HAS IT ALL??? On top of that, all of the depictions are extremely accurate and not offensive whatsoever. It is probably the most immersive game I've ever seen that still has a consistent story. I was on the younger side when it came out (I mean, I still am! But you know what I mean ;3) so I waited a few years to get it. Still, that didn't stop tiner-me from watching a couple playthroughs and writing a twenty-one chapter self insert fic with my friends in my notes app. I'm honestly pretty happy I waited, considering the content, but still, it is just.... wow. I'd never believe in a million lifetimes a game could be this amazing. It is seriously the most gorgeous and impressive pieces of media I've ever seen. Please, if you haven't played it (and you're fine with the content, of course!) Give it a try. It has literally changed my life.
10.4 hours played
Written 9 days ago

If you are highly sensitive and feeling, I recommend only playing this game when you have the emotional bandwidth and the time to dedicate to the story. While there are a few plot holes, some redundancies, and gaps here and there, overall this game is very moving and beautiful. I'm sure each character's focus is different, but the only one I've played through so far has an existential focus that leads me feeling empty afterwards. I don't know if that indicates that the endings are either satisfying or unresolved, but either way, they will leave a bittersweet aftertaste. Art direction is stunning. Each character is unique, and the backgrounds are immersive and beautiful to look at. I wish there were more renderings of the fauna and flora instead of just text descriptions, though.
20.1 hours played
Written 9 days ago

The story telling is beautiful as is the imagery. There is so much to figure out learn and experience, I have enjoyed exploring all of the different relationships you can explore and what new information and outcomes knowing more unlocks. I really enjoy the pace at which the flow of the game allows you to learn new information to inform the decisions in your next life. I'm intrigued to keep playing until I get my 'perfect' run.
44.4 hours played
Written 10 days ago

[b]The game hooks you with its amazing plot, characters, plot twists, and graphics-[/b] The game can be heart-wrenching or make you laugh like a maniac. It just makes me wonder... [i]Why the heck I didn't know about this game when it came out???[/i] [spoiler]It takes all my will power not to romance Dys in every new life. T^T[/spoiler] It's one of the few games I actually want to play over, over, and over again. Even after uninstalling the game, I kept thinking about it for days, weeks- Until I decided to download it again. A second game in which I want to try get achievements to 100%.
45.6 hours played
Written 11 days ago

I feel like this game needs a review, with the sudden surge of interest. It's a lovely game with a unique art-style, and world-building that I've not seen represented in a lot of other games. You're rewarded for exploring the game, and experiencing different things, each character you speak to is interesting and fleshed out, and you really do feel a part of a "space colony". It takes a lovely approach to different avenues of life as well from child-rearing, to LGBTQ+, even how one experiences and approaches death. Well worth a playthrough, but for the full experience I recommend at least three playthroughs minimum.
12.0 hours played
Written 24 days ago

i still havent quite finished my first playthrough of this game but so far it has been almost everything ive ever wanted from a non open world sandbox game absolutely recommend this to anyone on the fence about buying it
13.7 hours played
Written 25 days ago

This game made me cry right at the beginning and then again at the end. Truly a beautiful story where your choices have consequences and the characters are very complex and, some, hard to love. I'm definitely interested in a second playthrough.
29.2 hours played
Written 27 days ago

I got this game on a whim and oh my goodness am I so glad I did that. I'm currently on my third play-through and I've only had this game for like, three days. The music and visuals are already fabulous but combined with the captivating card game elements to the exploration this game is non stop fun. the story is also really well done, pretty much everything you do has a tangible impact later down the line in the ten in-game years you play through. Literally my only small gripe with the game is there are some select events that the games makes you think you can have an impact on, when in reality they happen regardless of if you win/lose the card battle. I love this game oh so much- if you're on the fence about getting it, I highly recommend you give it a shot! If you enjoy visual novels and deck building a games with a heavy dose of sci-fi and character, this is totally your jam!
9.3 hours played
Written 28 days ago

An endearing game with multiple endings (including New Game+ features), this game encourages replay and exploration for a wondrous and whimsical journey. It is a tale full of hardship, strife, joy, and growth. The game systems are very wide and allow for a lot of experimentation. There are over 25+ endings to explore and engage with based on your decisions and entire plot threads which can go unexplored in any one given run due to the limited time frame you are given. It is a game which expresses the value of life and its fleeting nature through its design, making it more endearing over time. Your path is your own and I look forward to exploring many more in additional games of I Was a Teenage Exocolonist.
10.8 hours played
Written 1 month and 1 day ago

Really neat concept that falls short in some tiny ways that made it hard for me to sink too many hours into it. I wish a lot of it was better than it is, but I do appreciate that this game exists. The characters are all really charming, and I found myself very excited to learn about them as I played more. Same goes for the colony itself, the Earth we left behind, and the planet we ended up on. I wish most of the systems were more complicated and less repetitive than they actually are, is all.
12.7 hours played
Written 1 month and 1 day ago

It has been few years since I first played the game..and I am still finding similar games to this one. Love this game and wish I can time travel back to the day I first played this. Really recommend when you are sick of other games, nothing to do and/or need some relaxation but still want to have fun and adventure!
55.2 hours played
Written 1 month and 4 days ago

You know, when you're so attached to fictional characters or universe and when you finish the media (may it be books, films, series or games) it leaves you feeling a bit empty? That's one of them. It's so good that it hurts when it ends...
24.8 hours played
Written 1 month and 5 days ago

Somehow, this game never leaves me. It's always in the back of my mind. I love the how it does content warnings. I love the visuals. I enjoyed the story. It's a great way to meditate on who you are and why you've become the person you are. In my opinion it's not the best story in the world or anything, but it's worth playing. If you're interested, it's worth trying.
34.8 hours played
Written 1 month and 6 days ago

This might be the best game I have ever played, It can be very sad though so pay attention to the content warnings.
49.7 hours played
Written 16 days ago

talented. brilliant. incredible. amazing. show stopping. spectacular. never the same. totally unique. completely not ever been done before.
22.6 hours played
Written 1 month and 7 days ago

This game was an unexpected favourite of mine from last year. All the characters are unique and fully fleshed out with compelling arcs if you take the time to get to know them. Tons of choices and branching paths, but the game does start to feel very repetitive by the time you're on your third playthrough. Very cute art style and great music. Worth checking out if you like sci-fi, RPGs and coming-of-age stories.
70.9 hours played
Written 28 days ago

Great plot, good mechanics, lots of replayability.
44.5 hours played
Written 30 days ago

This game owned my soul for 50 hours. I kept going back for more, frantically trying to change outcomes and save the people I loved. Pro-environment, anti-fascist, gender/sexuality diverse characters you will fall in love with, I can't love this game more. This is one of my favorite games I've ever played.
25.2 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Usually not a big fan of having to replay a game to be able to get "the" ending (unless you're using a guide) but this is sooo good. Great story, adorable characters and all the right vibes :3 Also syd is precious, must be protected at all costs.
11.4 hours played
Written 15 days ago

What the fuck did I just play... Literally transcending right now. 10/10 will spend a month resting in my room to get all 29 endings :) EASILY worth full price. Hell, I'd pay AAA price for this
7.8 hours played
Written 9 days ago

My childhood crush started dating the toxic chad the year after sending me a secret admirer, my goth wife left after a existential crisis and my MC spent the rest of his life exploring the wilderness alone. Not everyone cup of team but my 1st playtrought was a novel i experience i reccomend if you like start raisers and dating sims.
23.6 hours played
Written 30 days ago

It is much less cozy than it looks, but it is very, very good.
9.4 hours played
Written 8 days ago

Ultimate cuck simulator. Spend 6 years seducing a lady, saving her life twice in the process. Only for her to marry some other guy and have his children. Funny bit over. Genuinely lovely social-sim. It's a story of being forced to push through extreme bouts of hopelessness. Famine, invasions, political issues, and most importantly, aromantic baddies await you and your newborn colony on a hostile planet. Game goes in 1 month increments from 10 years old to 20. You choose what activity to do that month and related stats will increase. Different stats unlock new activities, perks, and options in dialogue that can completely change the story. It's slightly repetitive when you have to spam an activity over and over again to raise a specific stat. 8.5/10. Much better than I expected.
12.0 hours played
Written 27 days ago

played it in one day (about 7-8h in my life) its sooo good. I love how many different choices you can make. worth it i prommis. like the art? can we talk about that pls? sooo Beautyful.
7.9 hours played
Written 20 days ago

I've only done one playthrough so far but I had a great time and look forward to coming back for a better ending soon. The characters are great, you'll definitely have your favourites.
30.5 hours played
Written 30 days ago

THIS SHIT CHANGED MY BRAIN! Very much worth the price and so so so much to do
20.3 hours played
Written 1 month and 3 days ago

One of my favorite games of all time, have purchased it twice on 2 platforms. Adore, adore, adore it. Highly recommend.
36.3 hours played
Written 11 days ago

What an experience. Listening to The Child You Were on loop
74.3 hours played
Written 13 days ago

my favorite game ever created 10/10 need more content or a game like it!
37.7 hours played
Written 12 days ago

Be gay, do crime, but this time in space
14.0 hours played
Written 21 days ago

i kinda like the minigame :) and the rest of the game
7.5 hours played
Written 9 days ago

One of the best games like this I've ever played
13.8 hours played
Written 26 days ago

It's good.
16.9 hours played
Written 14 days ago

blue hair and pronouns
12.8 hours played
Written 13 days ago

i love being gay in space