Two Point Hospital

Two Point Hospital is hands down one of my all-time favorite games! Managing my own quirky hospital is wildly satisfying, where chaos isn't just expected, it's downright encouraged. From diagnosing Cubism to wrangling patients suffering from Mock Star, the sheer absurdity keeps me laughing. It's that kind of hilarious madness that keeps me hooked on the game. What I love most is how it doesn't take itself seriously at all. I mean, where else can you accidentally (or maybe on purpose?) let a patient die, only for them to return as a ghost and start scaring the living daylights out of your other patients and staff? (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ It's all about embracing the organized mayhem and having a blast trying to keep your hospital (mostly) in one piece.

With over 600 hours in this game, it's easily one of my favourites for when I need something a little crazy. Very enjoyable with a lot of management elements to keep you focused. Completely crazy, I love it!

Started off as a humble hospital manager. Now I’m basically a god playing doctor, architect, and janitor all at once — with a very questionable grasp on medical ethics. From curing made-up diseases like “Bloaty Head” and “Lightheadedness” to trying to figure out why my staff keep getting distracted by the coffee machine instead of saving lives, it’s pure chaotic joy. I’ve seen patients burst into flames, robots go haywire, and a janitor who’s somehow more productive than my doctors. The game perfectly captures the stress of hospital management without the lawsuits and bodily fluids (mostly). Also, the soundtrack is so catchy I sometimes hum it in real life and confuse everyone around me. If you like hospitals, humor, and chaos wrapped in colorful pixel art — this is your jam. Bonus points for making me laugh while making sure my patients don’t all die spectacularly. Now excuse me, I need to build a new wing for “Funky Breath” and maybe fire the receptionist who keeps flirting with the patients.

No need to write too much for this game honestly, it's just made really well. As a massive fan of Theme Hospital this game is just perfect. If you know how to play that game, you can jump into this with the knowledge needed to play mostly. Had a really fun time playing through the career multiple times and had fun with all the challenges that were set on each level.

the game is fun but it is hard to move around with the mouse i have to use a video game controller to move around but every thing else is fun and i love this game and i have played it for hours and honestly it is my faverate game aside from the bad things i said from a player

Great game. It actually reminds me of when I was studying for my medical degree, back in '17. Being a doctor is of utmost important for my family, as I come from a long line of doctors. Ah, scrap that, it was that I caused a long line of doctors; at the local GP. I'd had an incredible curry the night before you see, and at my check up I just had to use the lavatory. I was in there for approximately 91 minutes, which is quite the coincidence because that's the exact runtime of the Norwegian Horror-Comedy "Dead Snow", where a guy is killed while on an outhouse toilet (after receiving fellatio). Unfortunately for me, I wasn't killed (nor received fellatio). I was just letting out last nights phenomenal meal. Anyway, back in '17 I did a brief stint at a hospital in the city nearby. I'd say in terms of realism, the overworked staff and abhorrent prices were accurate. However, as a criticism, the constant stench of dying old people doesn't come through nearly enough in Two Point. In summary, I recommend this game.

Two Point Hospital is an absolute joy to play! It's a brilliant modern remake of the classic Theme Hospital, and it does an incredible job of capturing that same charm and addictive gameplay. One of the best touches is the inclusion of the original tannoy announcer – it brings a wave of nostalgia while still feeling fresh and fun. The DLCs are absolutely worth it, especially Speedy Recovery, which adds an entirely new dimension to the gameplay. The new challenges and mechanics are a fantastic addition, making each playthrough feel even more dynamic and engaging. Plus, the quirky stories behind each level, the hilarious disasters, and the inventive medical conditions all keep you entertained from start to finish. And let’s not forget the radio jingles – they’re absolutely hilarious and never fail to put a smile on my face. It's these little details that make Two Point Hospital stand out from other simulation games. If you loved Theme Hospital, this remake is a must-play, and if you're new to the franchise, it’s a fantastic introduction to the genre.

At one point in my life, I wanted to become a doctor, but after playing this, I'm okay with taking a different path in life. It's a very fun hospital management game.

Great game, get Two Point Museum at the same time! (but play this till you hit blighton, you dont want to deal at all with the mess that is vaccinations).

Very fun game, love the funky illness's. Mock Star is my favorite, just watching them walk cracks me up xD Keeps you entertained with all the different ways to cure people, different rooms, expanding, etc... Very amusing game =)

wish it had a bit more replayability but its still a really good game thats well designed and not very buggy at all. the different sicknesses and all is pretty cool and all

Very fun management game, builds on the shoulders of Theme Hospital.

I see, hear and feel the same game as those faithful days playing the original Theme Hospital.

Two Point Hospital is straight-up chill. It's like if Theme Hospital had a glow-up—slick graphics, goofy vibes, and mad customization. You’re runnin' the show, building wards, hiring weird-ass docs, and curing peeps with the wildest fake diseases. Gameplay’s smooth, addictive. Funny, fresh, and kinda chaotic. Worth the time. 8/10.

As close as you're going to get to the classic Theme Hospital. They've done a great job bringing it back to life.

Love this game, you can spend hours without knowing it, so much to do & achieve. All the DLC's are also totally worth it. This game even without the DLC's is HUGE.

The spiritual successor to Theme Hospital. Amusing strategy game.

this has to be the funnest and funniest game on Steam ! tons of different things to do and it sure keeps u busy lol its my go-to game for sure!

Great when I just want to sit back, relax, and play god.

Grew up playing Theme Hospital which this is similar too. Punny names of illnesses, funny announcements and enjoyable to play. Really enjoy playing this.

I love this game my one criticism is why are the challenges mandatory multiplayer plz

Soooo much free gameplay. I've put in over a hundred hours and am still not finished with the main game. (given I'm a detail oriented person who spends a decent amount of time in all my builds, but still) If the game feels a little dry I recommend some light mods! Just simple decorations and posters really make the game feel fresh and bright. Can't wait to buy all the expansions once I'm done with the main hospitals

Entertaining, right mix of casual and challenging, and the typical funny humor of these types of games

Do not buy. It's going free on Epic soon. Another disgusting sellout that sold themselves to Epic. Burn in hell. Do not buy any of their games, ever. Do not support Epic. But by all means get it for free on Epic and download it. Just don't ever buy from this dev and publisher ever again.

super entertaining and challenging

[h1] Wacky Hospital Simulator [/h1] [b] The Positive's [/b] + Great Steam Workshop + Fun Management Gameplay + Good Soundtrack [b] The Negative's [/b] - Minor Placement Bugs [b] The Aspect Of The Game [/b] [i] You are the newly appointed hospital director for Two Point County. It is job to go around the county designed and running successful hospitals while facing numerous challenges for each hospital branch you open. [/i] [b] My Two Cent Review [/b] [i] I love management games and I used to play a hospital sim just like this called Simply Hospital which this looks like a love child from. The game runs smoothly and the gameplay can be very fun once you get into it. With time and effort it's easy to meet the requirements to move from hospital to hospital. With every new hospital brings a new challenge with new rooms that you can take with you to new hospitals. The soundtrack has dozens of different songs to keep ya in the clinical designing mood. There does seem to be minor issues with placing certain objects in rooms that doesn't want to be placed in places that it can obviously fit in but it's minor. There lots of different maps you play through which are new environments with new patients that are fun to go through. There are also challenges that you can play on the old maps that you beat that keep the game interesting. Workshop gives you a lot of new customizations to play around with when if you get bored of what vanilla game has to offer. [/i] [b] The Value Of The Game [/b] [i] While I wouldn't buy this game for full price it's a steal when it's on sale which it on sale numerous times throughout the year. [/i] [h1] Final Score 80/100 Ranking B- Tier [/h1]

This is by far one of my most favorite games. I have it on PC and Switch. I don't think I'll ever tire of it.

"Patients who leave negative reviews, will be identified and targeted personally" ❤️ "Some patients should be ashamed of their condition, you know who you are" 🤣 "Patients are asked to get better or expire. No fluctuating" 😂 "It's possible you're the only one hearing this... Hello" 😅 "Announcement! It's happening again" 😲 This game was super fun and full of humour, got me laughing a lot. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ Most of the DLC's were really good except for Speedy Recovery, very buggy. PLEASE FIX YOUR SUPERBUG NETWORK.... IT IS BROKEN AND NEEDS FIXING 😡 CAN'T DO NODES 😔

Fun game! I like the creative illnesses

Fun. Brings back memories.

Very good time waster

Curti bastante o game.

30$? what a joke, this looks like a mobile game

fun simulator for a hospital

"You deserve the best" window in the background explodes 10/10

Fun game

Very fun!

nice

I enjoy playing it when I feel silly

good

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Enjoy ^^

GREAT

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